My Cookie Dealer - Protein Pastries

My Cookie Dealer Protein Pastries are handcrafted, protein-packed baked goods built in collaboration with RAW Nutrition — each pastry-style cookie delivering a full serving of RAW Protein in a format that tastes like your favorite nostalgic childhood treat rather than a supplement. Flavors are inspired by classics — Strawberry Toaster Pastry, and rotating limited edition creations released weekly — with protein content ranging from 15g (snack size) to 25g (full size) depending on the format. Handmade to order. Best enjoyed fresh, but can be microwaved for 30-45 seconds for a warm, fresh-from-the-oven experience, or frozen for up to 30 days. Available as individual cookies or in retail display packs. Allergens: Contains Milk, Wheat, Eggs, and Soy. May contain Peanuts, Tree Nuts, and Sesame. Contains a bioengineered food ingredient. Not a low-calorie food.*

Nutrition Overview — My Cookie Dealer Protein Pastries

Available Formats and Protein Content

• Full Size (25g Protein) — the flagship format. A full serving of RAW Nutrition protein in one cookie.
• Standard Size (18-21g Protein) — the most widely available retail format. Available in regular flavor rotations.
• Snack Size (15g Protein) — the smaller portion option for a lighter protein snack.

Protein Source

• RAW Nutrition Protein Blend — RAW Vegan Protein (core collaboration formula) or RAW Whey depending on cookie variant. Complete amino acid source for muscle rebuilding and repair.

• Handmade to order
• Best consumed fresh upon delivery or purchase
• Heating instructions: Microwave 30-45 seconds for warm, fresh-baked texture. Oven heating also supported.
• Can be frozen for up to 30 days
• Allergens: Contains Milk, Wheat, Eggs, Soy. May contain Peanuts, Tree Nuts, Sesame.
• Manufactured in a facility that uses shared equipment to process Wheat, Eggs, Milk, Peanuts, Tree Nuts, Sesame, and Soy
• Contains a bioengineered food ingredient
• NOT A LOW CALORIE FOOD. These are real cookies with real macros — they are a protein-enriched indulgence, not a diet food.

What My Cookie Dealer Is — and Why It's Different

My Cookie Dealer is not a supplement company that makes cookies. It's a gourmet cookie company that partnered with RAW Nutrition to make their cookies count nutritionally. The distinction matters because it explains why these cookies taste the way they do. My Cookie Dealer was built on the premise that a cookie can be extraordinary without a nutrition label justifying it — their regular gourmet creations are dessert-first, always have been. The protein collaboration with RAW Nutrition adds a full serving of high-quality protein to that foundation without compromising what made My Cookie Dealer's cookies worth talking about in the first place: the flavor, the texture, the real ingredient inclusions, and the handmade quality that no mass-manufactured protein snack bar can replicate.†

The result is a protein snack that doesn't taste like one. Anyone who has eaten a Quest Bar and then eaten a My Cookie Dealer Protein Pastry understands immediately what the difference is. One is engineered for macros and approximates cookie flavor. The other is engineered for cookie excellence and happens to have meaningful protein. The macros are secondary to the eating experience — which is precisely why the protein content per cookie varies by format (15g, 18-21g, 25g) rather than being engineered to a specific number. The cookie comes first.†

The RAW Nutrition Collaboration

RAW Nutrition is Chris Bumstead's (CBUM's) supplement brand — the same brand behind Raw Nutrition Essential Performance and Essential Pre. RAW Nutrition brings their protein manufacturing standards and formula to the My Cookie Dealer collaboration, providing the protein blend that turns a gourmet cookie into a protein-enriched one. The collaboration is genuine in both directions: My Cookie Dealer's baking expertise produces a cookie that is structurally and texturally superior to anything a supplement manufacturer produces in house, and RAW Nutrition's protein quality ensures the protein content is from a high-quality, complete amino acid source.†

The Flavors — Nostalgia and Innovation

My Cookie Dealer's flavor philosophy centers on two categories: nostalgic classics executed at a gourmet level, and creative innovations that push the format in new directions. The Protein Pastry line specifically targets the nostalgic category — flavors inspired by the foods that defined childhood mornings and after-school snacks. Strawberry Toaster Pastry is the signature: the sweet-tart strawberry filling and pastry-inspired texture of the classic toaster pastry, in a handcrafted gourmet cookie format with 25g of protein in the full size version. The flavor is genuinely evocative — not an artificial approximation but a well-executed homage that delivers the memory alongside the macros.†

Beyond the core flavors, My Cookie Dealer releases limited edition drops weekly — new creations, seasonal specials, and collaboration flavors that rotate out once inventory is gone. This weekly drop model means the flavor selection at Get Yok'd changes regularly. The flavors in stock today may not be the same as next week. Ask staff about current available flavors and limited editions — they go fast.†

Heating Instructions — The Warm Cookie Experience

My Cookie Dealer Protein Pastries are at their best warm. The brand's recommendation is to microwave for 30-45 seconds before eating — this activates the cookie's texture, softens any inclusions, and produces the experience of a freshly baked cookie rather than a shelf-stable protein bar. Oven heating is also supported for a crispier exterior. Cookies can be frozen upon receiving for up to 30 days and thawed or heated when ready to eat. For the best experience at Get Yok'd: take the cookie home, microwave for 30-45 seconds, and eat it warm. That's when My Cookie Dealer's product makes the most sense.†

Who My Cookie Dealer Protein Pastries Are For

My Cookie Dealer Protein Pastries are for athletes and active individuals who want a genuinely enjoyable high-protein snack — not a compromise between taste and nutrition, but a product that doesn't require the trade-off in the first place. For someone who hits their protein targets every day with meal prep and standard protein shakes, My Cookie Dealer is the reward — the part of the day that tastes like a cheat meal and isn't. For someone who struggles to hit protein targets because standard protein foods feel repetitive and uninspiring, My Cookie Dealer is a practical solution that makes protein consumption something to look forward to.†

These are not low-calorie diet foods. They are calorie-dense, macro-rich baked goods with meaningful protein content. The right context is as a post-workout treat, a between-meal protein source, or a dessert substitute — not a free food to eat in unlimited quantities on a caloric deficit. The calorie content per cookie is significant (a full-size cookie can be 400-500+ calories), and that context should be factored into daily nutrition planning accordingly.†

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What protein is in My Cookie Dealer Protein Pastries?
   The protein comes from RAW Nutrition's protein blend — a collaboration formula that incorporates RAW Vegan Protein (vital wheat gluten, pea protein) in the original collaboration formula, with some variants using RAW Whey protein depending on the specific cookie. The protein source provides a complete amino acid profile for muscle protein synthesis support. Check the specific cookie's label for the exact protein source, as it can vary by flavor and format.†
2. How much protein is in each cookie?
   Protein content varies by format: 25g in the full-size format, 18-21g in the standard retail format, and 15g in the snack size format. The specific protein content is labeled on each cookie. Ask Get Yok'd staff about the current available format and protein content for the flavors in stock.†
3. How long do these cookies last and how should I store them?
   My Cookie Dealer Protein Pastries are best consumed fresh upon receiving. They can be frozen for up to 30 days — freeze immediately upon purchase if you're not eating within a day or two. Thaw at room temperature or microwave directly from frozen (add 15-30 seconds to the standard heating time). Do not leave at room temperature for extended periods — these are handmade baked goods without chemical preservatives, not shelf-stable packaged snacks.†
4. Are My Cookie Dealer Protein Pastries gluten free?
   No. These cookies contain wheat as a primary ingredient — the vegan protein blend includes vital wheat gluten, and the cookie base uses enriched wheat flour. They are not appropriate for individuals with celiac disease or wheat allergies. Additionally, the facility processes all major allergens including peanuts, tree nuts, and sesame.†

How to Enjoy My Cookie Dealer Protein Pastries

Best consumed fresh or warmed. Microwave for 30-45 seconds for the optimal warm, fresh-baked experience. Can be heated in a conventional oven for a crispier texture. Freeze upon purchase for storage up to 30 days — thaw at room temperature or heat directly from frozen. Incorporate into daily nutrition as a post-workout treat, between-meal protein snack, or dessert alternative. Account for full caloric content in daily nutrition planning — these are calorie-dense food items, not low-calorie snacks. Contains Milk, Wheat, Eggs, and Soy. May contain Peanuts, Tree Nuts, and Sesame. Not for individuals with celiac disease or severe wheat, egg, milk, or soy allergies.†

Why Buy at Get Yok'd

• Real-time inventory across all five Southern California stores
• Available in Burbank, Glendale, Glendale Galleria, Pasadena, and North Hollywood
• Authorized My Cookie Dealer retailer — carrying current flavor rotations and limited edition drops
• Staff who can tell you what flavors are currently in stock and which limited editions are available before they sell out
• One of the best loyalty programs in the supplement industry — earn rewards on every purchase

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.